OUR THESIS
🍔 THE FAT BURGER PHILOSOPHY 🍔
FORGET THIN PATTIES! While others serve up dried-out diversification with 500+ stocks in index funds, we're cooking up THICK, JUICY CONCENTRATED BETS on the world's most dominant tech companies.
WHY SPREAD THIN? When Nvidia, Microsoft, Google, and friends are literally printing money, why dilute your gains with mediocre companies? We build our portfolio like a FAT BURGER- ONE thick, juicy patty instead of three thin, dried-out ones!
🔥 QUALITY OVER QUANTITY 🔥
20 HANDPICKED GIANTS > 500 RANDOM STOCKS
THE MENU
Suggested Allocation, Hot Off The Grill
🍖 LARGE-CAP TECH STOCKS
The main course - Premium grade A tech giants
₿ BITCOIN ONLY
The secret sauce - Ignore altcoin trash, Bitcoin is king
🎯 ALTERNATIVES
The wild card - Pre-IPO gems & Pokemon cards
💰 CASH & EQUIVALENTS
The seasoning - Ready for opportunities
₿ BITCOIN ONLY POLICY ₿
WHY JUST BITCOIN? Because 99% of "crypto" is just Bitcoin with extra steps and worse performance!
ETHEREUM? Correlated to Bitcoin but with more complexity.
ALTCOINS? Digital gambling masquerading as innovation.
BITCOIN = THE ONLY CRYPTO WORTH HOLDING!
🎯 ALTERNATIVES MENU 🎯
PRE-IPO SECONDARIES: SpaceX, OpenAI, Stripe - Get in before the hype!
COLLECTIBLES: Pokemon cards, vintage comics, rare sneakers
CLASSIC ALTERNATIVES: Fine wine, art, watches
WEIRD? YES. PROFITABLE? MAYBE!